<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8247857344978168235</id><updated>2012-02-16T03:24:19.652-08:00</updated><title type='text'>.</title><subtitle type='html'>.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Man-man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751142126741438552</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>17</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8247857344978168235.post-866384913806310816</id><published>2008-08-22T22:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-22T22:41:31.513-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Permatang Pauh &amp; Putri Umno</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IXv25f9tq5E/SK-gmOZLsMI/AAAAAAAAABo/MqkSk2Mnz44/s1600-h/pp.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IXv25f9tq5E/SK-gmOZLsMI/AAAAAAAAABo/MqkSk2Mnz44/s320/pp.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237581470214369474" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IXv25f9tq5E/SK-gKviizaI/AAAAAAAAABg/T8JZvW0ZcOI/s1600-h/pp2.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IXv25f9tq5E/SK-gKviizaI/AAAAAAAAABg/T8JZvW0ZcOI/s320/pp2.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237580998075665826" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IXv25f9tq5E/SK-f-rzGjXI/AAAAAAAAABY/58kaCSnhJbE/s1600-h/pp3.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IXv25f9tq5E/SK-f-rzGjXI/AAAAAAAAABY/58kaCSnhJbE/s320/pp3.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237580790912945522" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gelagat-gelagat bodoh dan tidak bermoral yang ditonjolkan oleh puteri Umno &amp;amp; the gang&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8247857344978168235-866384913806310816?l=paspuchong-en.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/feeds/866384913806310816/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8247857344978168235&amp;postID=866384913806310816' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/866384913806310816'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/866384913806310816'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/2008/08/blog-post.html' title='Permatang Pauh &amp; Putri Umno'/><author><name>Man-man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751142126741438552</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IXv25f9tq5E/SK-gmOZLsMI/AAAAAAAAABo/MqkSk2Mnz44/s72-c/pp.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8247857344978168235.post-7040415337121140818</id><published>2008-03-11T17:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-11T17:51:39.568-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Apakah Anwar Ibrahim Akan Menjadi PM Cara Mudah?</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: verdana;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"&gt;By TARMIZI MOHD  JAM&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: verdana;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:85%;" &gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DENGAN jumlah 82  kerusi yang dimiliki sekarang, parti-parti pembangkang di bawah Barisan Rakyat –  DAP, PKR dan PAS – Anwar perlu bekerja untuk membentuk Kerajaan  Persekutuan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Demikian pendapat Profesor Dr. Abdul Aziz Bari dari UIAM  ketika dihubungi. Beliau berpendapat apa yang disebut oleh &lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1205282361_0" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204);"&gt;Dato Seri Anwar  Ibrahim&lt;/span&gt; hari ini sebagai &lt;em&gt;&lt;i&gt;“government in waiting”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/em&gt; perlu  dimulakan penubuhannya.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dr. Abdul Aziz berkata Kerajaan Barisan Rakyat  perlu diwujudkan di peringkat Persekutuan untuk mempermudahkan kerja lima  kerajaan negeri yang telah dibentuk di Kelantan, Kedah, &lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1205282361_1" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204);"&gt;Perak, Pulau&lt;/span&gt;  Pinang dan Selangor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Kerajaan Persekutuan itu perlu kerana sistem  Perlembagaan kita meletakkan terlalu banyak kuasa dan sumber kewangan di tangan  Kerajaan Pusat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Tanpa Kerajaan Pusat yang mesra dengan mereka,  negeri-negeri berkenaan akan mengalami laluan sukar sebagaimana yang telah kita  dilihat di masa lalu”, tegas Dr. Abdul Aziz.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Antara contoh-contoh yang  telah berlaku sejak merdeka ialah Sarawak pada 1966, Kelantan dan Terengganu  sejak 1959 dan Sabah pada 1985.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pulau Pinang juga mengalami nasib yang  sama sebelum Gerakan menyertai Barisan Nasional pada 1974.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Selain itu  banyak undang-undang yang perlu dikaji dan dimansuhkan. Ini termasuk &lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1205282361_2" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204);"&gt;Akta Keselamatan Dalam  Negeri&lt;/span&gt; (ISA), Akta Mesin Cetak dan Penerbitan 1984, Akta Polis 1967 dan  Akta Universiti dan Kolej Universiti 1971.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Inilah kekangan-kekangan yang  selama ini membelenggu kebangkitan rakyat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pakar Perlembagaan itu  memberitahu bahawa di dalam Barisan Nasional kebanyakan parti – kecuali Umno –  sebenarnya tidak selesa dengan undang-undang itu tetapi terpaksa mengikut  telunjuk Umno.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prasarana baru perlu dibina dengan membersihkan sistem  kita dari undang-undang yang ketinggalan zaman itu, tegas Dr. Abdul  Aziz.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tanpa prasarana itu apa yang diwar-warkan oleh Anwar sebagai fajar  baru untuk &lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1205282361_3" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204);"&gt;Malaysia&lt;/span&gt; akan  tinggal mimpi dan angan-angan sahaja, ujar beliau.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Profesor Undang-Undang  Perlembagaan itu menyatakan kesemua yang disebut di atas boleh dibuat tanpa  kekuatan dua pertiga.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Contohnya untuk meluluskan akta mengenai IPCMC  yang akan memantau pasukan polis tidak perlukan undi dua pertiga. Hanya meminda  peruntukan-peruntukan tertentu Perlembagaan sahaja yang memerlukan sokongan dua  pertiga”, tegas Dr. Abdul Aziz lagi.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dengan membentuk kerajaan  Persekutuan, Anwar akan dapat membersihkan pasukan polis, memulakan reformasi  badan kehakiman dan memberi sokongan kepada pembersihan di dalam SPR dan sistem  pengundian.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ini semua perlu supaya kemenangan berharga yang dicapai pada  8 Mac lalu dapat dipertahankan selepas ini.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dr. Abdul Aziz bagaimanapun  memberitahu bahawa secara tidak langsung komposisi di dalam Dewan Negara akan  berubah selepas ini kerana sudah pasti lima negeri di bawah Barisan Rakyat akan  menghantar senator yang berbeza untuk mewakili negeri  masing-masing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Saya yakin selepas ini prosiding di dalam Dewan Negara  akan lebih panas. Ketika ini ramai yang menguap dan membuang masa di situ”,  tambahnya.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Senator-senator Umno yang ada sekarang sudah pasti akan  mengalami kejutan. Di bawah Perlembagaan setiap negeri berhak menghantar dua  orang senator untuk mewakili negeri masing-masing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Berbalik kepada soal  pembentukan kerajaan, pakar Perlembagaan itu menjelaskan bahawa kerajaan yang  dibentuk di bawah sistem Westminster boleh ditumbangkan bila-bila masa: tidak  seperti di bawah sistem Amerika sesebuah kerajaan di bawah sistem British itu  tidak mempunyai jangka hayat yang tetap.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Paling lama ialah lima tahun  yakni usia dewan. Kerajaan itu juga boleh kekal untuk beberapa hari sahaja”,  jelasnya.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Beliau berkata, di bawah sistem Amerika kerajaan itu mempunyai  jangka hayat yang tetap yakni empat tahun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Dan itulah sebenarnya  kelemahan sistem Amerika dan di sinilah kelebihan sistem British di mana ia  boleh dijatuhkan bila-bila masa”, kata Dr. Abdul Aziz lagi.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Beliau  memberitahu, sekurang-kurangnya ada dua cara untuk melakukan perkara  itu.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yang pertama melalui undi tidak percaya, yang sekiranya berjaya akan  memaksa kerajaan yang ada meletakkan jawatan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yang kedua ialah dengan  mengajak Ahli-ahli Parlimen dari pihak kerajaan menyertai BA,  jelasnya.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dr. Abdul Aziz berkata jumlah minimum yang diperlukan untuk  membentuk kerajaan ialah 112 orang Ahli Parlimen. Jumlah kerusi Dewan Rakyat  pada masa ini ialah 222 kesemuanya.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Beliau berkata apabila kerajaan itu  tumbang maka Yang di Pertuan Agong bertanggung jawab melantik kerajaan baru  untuk menasihatkan baginda.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mengandaikan bahawa &lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1205282361_4" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204);"&gt;Datuk  Seri Anwar Ibrahim&lt;/span&gt; berjaya memasuki Dewan Rakyat melalui pilihan raya  kecil, Dr. Abdul Aziz percaya tokoh itu mempunyai kemampuan dan karisma untuk  menyerang kerajaan yang dipimpin oleh Perdana Menteri, Datuk Abdullah Ahmad  Badawi.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Kita sudah melihat bagaimana kerajaan yang dipimpin Abdullah  gabrah dan melakukan kesilapan demi kesilapan hingga akhirnya mengalami  kekalahan paling besar dalam sejarah Malaysia ”, tambah beliau  lagi.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Atau Anwar mengambil cara yang kedua dengan memujuk sejumlah Ahli  Parlimen dari kalangan Barisan Nasional untuk menyertai beliau dan membentuk  kerajaan”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dr. Abdul Aziz berpendapat Anwar mempunyai kemampuan untuk  memilih cara yang beliau fikir sesuai untuk membentuk kerajaan yang beliau akan  ketuai sebagai Perdana Menteri.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1205282361_5" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204);"&gt;Keputusan Pilihan  Raya&lt;/span&gt; 2008 itu menunjukkan bahawa Anwar Ibrahim bukan sahaja relevan  tetapi mempunyai kekuatan untuk memimpin perubahan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dalam sejarah  Malaysia Kerajaan Persekutuan tidak pernah jatuh melalui undi tidak  percaya.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Tetapi kita harus ingat bahawa undi tidak percaya ini  dinyatakan oleh Perlembagaan Persekutuan di bawah Perkara 43(4) dan terpulang  kepada Anwar untuk melakukannya”, terang Dr. Abdul Aziz.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Beliau  menyambung bahawa undi tidak percaya ini pernah menumbangkan Kerajaan Kelantan  pada 1977 ketika di bawah Datuk Mohamed Nasir selaku Menteri  Besar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sementara itu, di Terengganu kerajaan negeri terpaksa meletakkan  jawatan apabila ahli-ahlinya menyertai parti lawan pada 1962. Insiden yang sama  berlaku di Sabah pada tahun 1994.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dr. Abdul Aziz berpendapat inilah  peluang terbaik untuk Anwar menjadi Perdana Menteri menurut wawasan beliau  sendiri.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Beliau &lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1205282361_6" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;"&gt;cuba&lt;/span&gt;  untuk menjadi Perdana Menteri melalui Umno tetapi gagal dan beliau terpaksa  menggadaikan banyak prinsip perjuangan beliau apabila beliau menyertai Umno pada  1982.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Sekarang beliau boleh memimpin dan menentukan wawasan kerajaannya  tanpa tertakluk kepada budaya politik Umno yang pada hakikatnya telah  menghumbankan beliau ke Penjara Sungai Buloh”, kata Pensyarah berminda kritis  itu!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8247857344978168235-7040415337121140818?l=paspuchong-en.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/feeds/7040415337121140818/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8247857344978168235&amp;postID=7040415337121140818' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/7040415337121140818'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/7040415337121140818'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/2008/03/apakah-anwar-ibrahim-akan-menjadi-pm.html' title='Apakah Anwar Ibrahim Akan Menjadi PM Cara Mudah?'/><author><name>Man-man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751142126741438552</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8247857344978168235.post-5978658397096390002</id><published>2008-03-08T22:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-03-08T23:19:07.939-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Full And Final Result of  PRU 12</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IXv25f9tq5E/R9OLJcz25KI/AAAAAAAAABA/SIa8_TOQJH0/s1600-h/Keputusan+PRU+12.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IXv25f9tq5E/R9OLJcz25KI/AAAAAAAAABA/SIa8_TOQJH0/s320/Keputusan+PRU+12.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175633391247615138" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IXv25f9tq5E/R9OLc8z25LI/AAAAAAAAABI/cdsO9E5pfuk/s1600-h/PRU+12+Penuh.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IXv25f9tq5E/R9OLc8z25LI/AAAAAAAAABI/cdsO9E5pfuk/s320/PRU+12+Penuh.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175633726255064242" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IXv25f9tq5E/R9OMf8z25MI/AAAAAAAAABQ/rEs53h5UeRc/s1600-h/statistic.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IXv25f9tq5E/R9OMf8z25MI/AAAAAAAAABQ/rEs53h5UeRc/s320/statistic.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175634877306299586" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8247857344978168235-5978658397096390002?l=paspuchong-en.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/feeds/5978658397096390002/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8247857344978168235&amp;postID=5978658397096390002' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/5978658397096390002'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/5978658397096390002'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/2008/03/full-and-final-result-of-pru-12.html' title='Full And Final Result of  PRU 12'/><author><name>Man-man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751142126741438552</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IXv25f9tq5E/R9OLJcz25KI/AAAAAAAAABA/SIa8_TOQJH0/s72-c/Keputusan+PRU+12.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8247857344978168235.post-4670154482695564658</id><published>2008-02-27T21:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-27T23:08:14.879-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Rilek-Rilek La Sekejap....</title><content type='html'>You are hardworking, so do your winning team. Everyone is gearing up towards toppling BN in this coming general election. The war has begun. Tension is created, overwhelming in some places.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But energy shall be preserved, let's the spirit runs. Diegest your mind and thinking. Meditation!, probably one of the solutions! YOGA? How about praying and devoting our soul to Allah? All those are neccessary.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But loughing and smiling is also anotrher way of dismissing the inner tensions. But how to smile...and laugh?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The below video clips might just help you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-2ec0a039c8b473db" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v6.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D2ec0a039c8b473db%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331793588%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D3099C6AED65AB8C4D0B7B09E4E4E54A4AAF0CDB4.740E1D3DED44F0B1AFB2EFCF02E68EEFCD63DA90%26key%3Dck1&amp;amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D2ec0a039c8b473db%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DfztKbyPaKXK9SGV283bCqY7VmUY&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;ps=blogger"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v6.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D2ec0a039c8b473db%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331793588%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D3099C6AED65AB8C4D0B7B09E4E4E54A4AAF0CDB4.740E1D3DED44F0B1AFB2EFCF02E68EEFCD63DA90%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D2ec0a039c8b473db%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DfztKbyPaKXK9SGV283bCqY7VmUY&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-f52b27f39a4639ab" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v13.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Df52b27f39a4639ab%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331793588%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D326ECF8C7AC208420D6733904632FD9C1155FD50.43CE8B687FFC3B5912CCA70567DC522CCDA85E8A%26key%3Dck1&amp;amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Df52b27f39a4639ab%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Dkt1GpLmWNq8WrwRdNXY6iO1ba9s&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;ps=blogger"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v13.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Df52b27f39a4639ab%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331793588%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D326ECF8C7AC208420D6733904632FD9C1155FD50.43CE8B687FFC3B5912CCA70567DC522CCDA85E8A%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Df52b27f39a4639ab%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Dkt1GpLmWNq8WrwRdNXY6iO1ba9s&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oooppp....sorry. Might be the video clips were wrong placed. However, the videos might as well cause us /... what aaaa..... anything lah....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8247857344978168235-4670154482695564658?l=paspuchong-en.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='enclosure' type='video/mp4' href='http://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=2ec0a039c8b473db&amp;type=video%2Fmp4' length='0'/><link rel='enclosure' type='video/mp4' href='http://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=f52b27f39a4639ab&amp;type=video%2Fmp4' length='0'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/feeds/4670154482695564658/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8247857344978168235&amp;postID=4670154482695564658' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/4670154482695564658'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/4670154482695564658'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/2008/02/rilek-rilek-la-sekejap.html' title='Rilek-Rilek La Sekejap....'/><author><name>Man-man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751142126741438552</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8247857344978168235.post-8612605192328028846</id><published>2008-02-27T19:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-27T19:59:54.626-08:00</updated><title type='text'>This Is What DAP.....</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-cade729b26dbfe00" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v9.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dcade729b26dbfe00%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331793588%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D1D42F45F9A52DC249F45FAB275DA8B8889F31695.56059440F2C4E128AE2C16E4D5633234AB3BC15B%26key%3Dck1&amp;amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dcade729b26dbfe00%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3D5kkPUR118Il1SneC3EcIP-XNaCs&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;ps=blogger"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v9.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dcade729b26dbfe00%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331793588%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D1D42F45F9A52DC249F45FAB275DA8B8889F31695.56059440F2C4E128AE2C16E4D5633234AB3BC15B%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dcade729b26dbfe00%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3D5kkPUR118Il1SneC3EcIP-XNaCs&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8247857344978168235-8612605192328028846?l=paspuchong-en.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='enclosure' type='video/mp4' href='http://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=cade729b26dbfe00&amp;type=video%2Fmp4' length='0'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/feeds/8612605192328028846/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8247857344978168235&amp;postID=8612605192328028846' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/8612605192328028846'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/8612605192328028846'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/2008/02/this-is-what-dap.html' title='This Is What DAP.....'/><author><name>Man-man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751142126741438552</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8247857344978168235.post-8147184473585990040</id><published>2008-02-27T19:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-27T20:45:53.709-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Al-Iman Al-Hadhari Al-Dollah Al-Badawi</title><content type='html'>Looks like he is the man of multi-functions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171870822804226258" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IXv25f9tq5E/R8YtHJF0ANI/AAAAAAAAAAw/H5-uN0W78oc/s320/al-hadari.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8247857344978168235-8147184473585990040?l=paspuchong-en.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/feeds/8147184473585990040/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8247857344978168235&amp;postID=8147184473585990040' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/8147184473585990040'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/8147184473585990040'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/2008/02/al-iman-al-hadhari-al-dollah-al-badawi.html' title='Al-Iman Al-Hadhari Al-Dollah Al-Badawi'/><author><name>Man-man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751142126741438552</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IXv25f9tq5E/R8YtHJF0ANI/AAAAAAAAAAw/H5-uN0W78oc/s72-c/al-hadari.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8247857344978168235.post-4819513360090845807</id><published>2008-02-24T23:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-24T23:12:30.824-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Masjid 'Kristal' Yang Menggerunkan</title><content type='html'>Ini adalah rakaman video amatur. Betullah bagai dikata, Masjid Kristal AL-HADHARI tu pelik.&lt;br /&gt;Gambar vidoe di bawah mencerita/mengammbarkan sebahagian kepelikan itu.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-1702a00a7c22be90" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v6.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D1702a00a7c22be90%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331793588%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D1B7749AEB2C6E5A267655B4CAF5DC143FF985832.6C940A049F97184AFDFEC28947325BF9E83815B3%26key%3Dck1&amp;amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D1702a00a7c22be90%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DG1YVMDSQYqWYecFCOBZq-EdwmV0&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;ps=blogger"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v6.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D1702a00a7c22be90%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331793588%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D1B7749AEB2C6E5A267655B4CAF5DC143FF985832.6C940A049F97184AFDFEC28947325BF9E83815B3%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D1702a00a7c22be90%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DG1YVMDSQYqWYecFCOBZq-EdwmV0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8247857344978168235-4819513360090845807?l=paspuchong-en.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='enclosure' type='video/mp4' href='http://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=1702a00a7c22be90&amp;type=video%2Fmp4' length='0'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/feeds/4819513360090845807/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8247857344978168235&amp;postID=4819513360090845807' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/4819513360090845807'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/4819513360090845807'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/2008/02/masjid-kristal-yang-menggerunkan.html' title='Masjid &apos;Kristal&apos; Yang Menggerunkan'/><author><name>Man-man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751142126741438552</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8247857344978168235.post-728562328289848489</id><published>2008-02-24T22:20:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-24T22:20:52.523-08:00</updated><title type='text'>JOKE GILER...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;It may be a joke or it might be a reality. You may smile/laugh and you too can take it seriously as a lesson.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pak Lah: This is the last meeting we are going to have&lt;br /&gt;                before I make my decision on who our candidates are. First of all, Iwould like to thank&lt;br /&gt;                Keng Yaik and Affendi for voluntarily backing out. You are truly gentlemen. Anyone&lt;br /&gt;                else wants to back out? Think of to a party, not of yourself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Najib      : I think Samy should back out la.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Samy      : Apa pasai? Why you think I should back out? Why not you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Najib       : You are a liability to MIC and BN la Samy, accept it la.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Samy       : What do you mean liability? Give me proof?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hisham : Ayo Samy, our intelligence report say, we will lose almost 100% of Indian votes if you still lead MIC. If you get lost, maybe we can bring it down to 60%.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Samy : Pakla, don't listen to this two young punks la. Let me read this report just sent to me. After extensive intelligence gathering, we find that 20% of the Indians hated Samy Velu. Ha, only 20% la, where got 100%?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nazri         : Hey Samy I also got the same report la. Why don't you continue?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Samy : Okay, I'll continue, 40% cannot stand to see his face and 35% will kill him if they were to meet him. 5% believe that he is a good leader. Ha, I still got 5% what?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pak Lah : Come on la Samy, you've been around for a long time already; you have made your money. You are even richer than me, so back out la. Think of the party la Samy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Samy : Yes, I am richer than you but Najib, 2 deals only is already richer than me, why not ask him also to go? His submarine and Sukhoi and Altantunya also make him a liability what.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pak Lah : I know that one, but he is from UMNO, that is the difference. The Malays will accept corrupt Malay leaders, as long as they potong, its okay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Samy : Oh, kalu chunik potong kalu, berapa banyak rasuah pun takpa ka? Mana adil ini macam Pakla?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Najib : That is the way it is in this country Samy. We all from UMNO got immunity, you people, tadak potong punya, don't.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Samy            : No, saya akan tetap bertanding.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kayveas : Adei Samy, listen to them la, what they say is true la. Don't talk about justice all la, as if you are concerned about justice. This is not the place to be talking about justice la old man. We want to win. If that means you will be dropped then so be it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Samy             : Dei Kayveas, you just shut up la. You budak lagi la, you apa tau?&lt;br /&gt;What you want to be champions of the Indians ka? If am forced to back out, I make sure you go down with me. Hey, Mahathir also cannot force me out la.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kayveas : Tengok Pakla, tadak guna punya Hindu. Think of himself only. Just shoot him la Pakla, don't give chance. Najib, itu C4 lagi ada ka? Mari kita sekarang taroh itu C4 sama dia. Cilaka punya orang.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Keng Yaik : Samy ah, enough la. So long already you in the cabinet. You want to stay until you die ka? What you think they will bury you in the Makam Pahlawan ka? Every time people curse you la. Now even your own race cannot stand you, give up la Samy. Come join me la. We all retire. After all, we are not sure if we are going to win this&lt;br /&gt;                     time around. BN also not sure going to win or not.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pak Lah : What are you talking about Kheng Yaik? Why you say like that? Lu jaga lu punya mulut ah Apek.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Keng Yaik :No la Pak Lah, If everyone wants to deny us 2/3 majority, thenall of them would not vote us la. We may lose more than just 1/3 la. Haiya, that one also cannot see ah?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pak Lah: Maybe the Chinese or Indians la Keng Yaik,&lt;br /&gt;not the Malays la.&lt;br /&gt;The Malays love UMNO.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Keng Yaik: Are you sure ah Pak Lah? Now even the&lt;br /&gt;Chinese and Indians&lt;br /&gt;are&lt;br /&gt;willing to vote PAS if it is the only opposition&lt;br /&gt;available to them,&lt;br /&gt;don't you think that there would be Malays willing to&lt;br /&gt;vote DAP? Don't&lt;br /&gt;be&lt;br /&gt;foolish la Pak Lah. Until now still cannot get&lt;br /&gt;Kelantan despite all the&lt;br /&gt;dirty tricks. Who are majority voters in Kelantan?&lt;br /&gt;Malys la, some more&lt;br /&gt;what.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pak Lah: Betoi ka dia kata tu Najib?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Najib: Jangan dengar cakap orang tua penyembur tu la&lt;br /&gt;Pak lah. Orang&lt;br /&gt;Melayu takkan lupa UMNO punya. Orang Melayu rela mati&lt;br /&gt;untuk UMNO&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nazri: Ntah la, ada lojik jugak cakap Keng Yaik tu.&lt;br /&gt;Memang la orang&lt;br /&gt;Melayu rela mati untuk UMNO tapi rela ka dia mati&lt;br /&gt;untuk kita?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pak Lah: Apa yang orang Melayu tak puaih hati lagi&lt;br /&gt;dengan kita? Kita&lt;br /&gt;bagi macam-macam kat depa, apa lagi dia mau?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kah Ting: Lu mau tau ka? Dia olang tengok sumua itu&lt;br /&gt;UMNO punya olang&lt;br /&gt;besar manyak kaya. Bikin lumah banyak besar. Keleta 4,&lt;br /&gt;5, sumua&lt;br /&gt;mahal-mahal punya. Dulu punya Melayu punya UMNO punya&lt;br /&gt;olang tak buat&lt;br /&gt;itu&lt;br /&gt;macam. Kalau dia kaya pun, dia tak tunjuk sama olang.&lt;br /&gt;Sekalang punya&lt;br /&gt;UMNO punya olang manyak sombong oh. Dia kaya, dia&lt;br /&gt;selalu tunjuk. Dia&lt;br /&gt;tak&lt;br /&gt;takot punya. Itu olang Melayu biasa tak suka la ini&lt;br /&gt;macam punya sombong&lt;br /&gt;punya olang.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nazri: Apa, salah ka dia beli rumah besar dan kereta&lt;br /&gt;besar? Apa orang&lt;br /&gt;Cina saja ka buleh beli rumah besar. Pak Lah, letak&lt;br /&gt;Kah Ting kat&lt;br /&gt;Tanjong&lt;br /&gt;tengok. Jom kita tengok orang Cina suka kat dia ka&lt;br /&gt;tak?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Keng Yaik: Tak salah, tapi baru 2, 3 hari jadi menteri&lt;br /&gt;sudah kaya ka?&lt;br /&gt;Dia punya gaji berapa? Dulu jaga gate keretapi&lt;br /&gt;sekarang boleh bikin&lt;br /&gt;Istana, orang tak heran ka la Pak Lah? Your weakness&lt;br /&gt;ah, is that you&lt;br /&gt;think the Malays are stupid. They are not la Pak Lah.&lt;br /&gt;Many have opened&lt;br /&gt;their eyes la. Many are not ignorant anymore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pak Lah: Alah, kalau kalah pun, kalah sikit saja.&lt;br /&gt;I&lt;br /&gt;Keng Yaik: Sorry ha Pak Lah if I say something. You&lt;br /&gt;have been sleeping&lt;br /&gt;too much, you have lost touch with reality.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pak Lah: I think ah Keng Yaik, you don't resign la.&lt;br /&gt;This year you stand&lt;br /&gt;in Permatang Pauh, mau ka?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Samy: Pak Lah, saya macam mana?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pak Lah: Meeting adjourn la, semua balik dulu. Saya&lt;br /&gt;mengantok ni. Nanti&lt;br /&gt;lain kali la.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8247857344978168235-728562328289848489?l=paspuchong-en.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/feeds/728562328289848489/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8247857344978168235&amp;postID=728562328289848489' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/728562328289848489'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/728562328289848489'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/2008/02/joke-giler.html' title='JOKE GILER...'/><author><name>Man-man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751142126741438552</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8247857344978168235.post-90827754591463806</id><published>2008-02-24T21:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-24T22:19:58.031-08:00</updated><title type='text'>JOKE 1 - Malayisan 12th PRU</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;It may be a joke or it might be a reality. You may smile/laugh and you too can take it seriously as a lesson.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pak Lah: This is the last meeting we are going to have&lt;br /&gt;                before I make my decision on who our candidates are. First of all, Iwould like to thank&lt;br /&gt;                Keng Yaik and Affendi for voluntarily backing out. You are truly gentlemen. Anyone&lt;br /&gt;                else wants to back out? Think of to a party, not of yourself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Najib      : I think Samy should back out la.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Samy      : Apa pasai? Why you think I should back out? Why not you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Najib       : You are a liability to MIC and BN la Samy, accept it la.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Samy       : What do you mean liability? Give me proof?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hisham    : Ayo Samy, our intelligence report say, we will lose almost 100% of Indian votes if                             you still lead MIC. If you get lost, maybe we can bring it down to 60%.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Samy        : Pakla, don't listen to this two young punks la. Let me read this report just sent to me.                     After extensive intelligence gathering, we find that 20% of the Indians hated Samy                         Velu. Ha, only 20% la, where got 100%?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nazri         : Hey Samy I also got the same report la. Why don't you continue?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Samy         : Okay, I'll continue, 40% cannot stand to see his face and 35% will kill him if they                               were to meet him. 5% believe that he is a good leader. Ha, I still got 5% what?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pak Lah     : Come on la Samy, you've been around for a long time already; you have made your                       money. You are even richer than me, so back out la. Think of the party la Samy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Samy          : Yes, I am richer than you but Najib, 2 deals only is already richer than me, why not                       ask him also to go? His submarine and Sukhoi and Altantunya also make him a                               liability what.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pak Lah      : I know that one, but he is from UMNO, that is the difference. The Malays will                                accept corrupt Malay leaders, as long as they potong, its okay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Samy           : Oh, kalu chunik potong kalu, berapa banyak rasuah pun takpa ka? Mana adil ini                             macam Pakla?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Najib            : That is the way it is in this country Samy. We all from UMNO got immunity, you                             people, tadak potong punya, don't.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Samy            : No, saya akan tetap bertanding.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kayveas       : Adei Samy, listen to them la, what they say is true la. Don't talk about justice all la,                         as if you are concerned about justice. This is not the place to be talking about                                 justice la old man. We want to win. If that means you will be dropped then so be it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Samy             : Dei Kayveas, you just shut up la. You budak lagi la, you apa tau?&lt;br /&gt;                        What you want to be champions of the Indians ka? If  am forced to back out, I                                  make sure you go down with me. Hey, Mahathir also cannot force me out la.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kayveas       : Tengok Pakla, tadak guna punya Hindu. Think of himself only.  Just shoot him la                             Pakla, don't give chance. Najib, itu C4 lagi ada ka? Mari kita sekarang taroh itu C4                         sama dia. Cilaka punya orang.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Keng Yaik : Samy ah, enough la. So long already you in the cabinet. You want to stay until you                           die ka? What you think they will bury you in the Makam Pahlawan ka? Every time                       people curse you la. Now even your own race cannot stand you, give up la Samy.                           Come join me la. We all retire. After all, we are not sure if we are going to win this&lt;br /&gt;                     time around. BN also not sure going to win or not.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pak Lah       : What are you talking about Kheng Yaik? Why you say like that? Lu jaga lu punya                             mulut ah Apek.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Keng Yaik    :No la Pak Lah, If everyone wants to deny us 2/3 majority, thenall of them would                             not vote us la. We may lose more than just 1/3 la. Haiya, that one also cannot see                             ah?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pak Lah: Maybe the Chinese or Indians la Keng Yaik,&lt;br /&gt;not the Malays la.&lt;br /&gt;The Malays love UMNO.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Keng Yaik: Are you sure ah Pak Lah? Now even the&lt;br /&gt;Chinese and Indians&lt;br /&gt;are&lt;br /&gt;willing to vote PAS if it is the only opposition&lt;br /&gt;available to them,&lt;br /&gt;don't you think that there would be Malays willing to&lt;br /&gt;vote DAP? Don't&lt;br /&gt;be&lt;br /&gt;foolish la Pak Lah. Until now still cannot get&lt;br /&gt;Kelantan despite all the&lt;br /&gt;dirty tricks. Who are majority voters in Kelantan?&lt;br /&gt;Malys la, some more&lt;br /&gt;what.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pak Lah: Betoi ka dia kata tu Najib?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Najib: Jangan dengar cakap orang tua penyembur tu la&lt;br /&gt;Pak lah. Orang&lt;br /&gt;Melayu takkan lupa UMNO punya. Orang Melayu rela mati&lt;br /&gt;untuk UMNO&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nazri: Ntah la, ada lojik jugak cakap Keng Yaik tu.&lt;br /&gt;Memang la orang&lt;br /&gt;Melayu rela mati untuk UMNO tapi rela ka dia mati&lt;br /&gt;untuk kita?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pak Lah: Apa yang orang Melayu tak puaih hati lagi&lt;br /&gt;dengan kita? Kita&lt;br /&gt;bagi macam-macam kat depa, apa lagi dia mau?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kah Ting: Lu mau tau ka? Dia olang tengok sumua itu&lt;br /&gt;UMNO punya olang&lt;br /&gt;besar manyak kaya. Bikin lumah banyak besar. Keleta 4,&lt;br /&gt;5, sumua&lt;br /&gt;mahal-mahal punya. Dulu punya Melayu punya UMNO punya&lt;br /&gt;olang tak buat&lt;br /&gt;itu&lt;br /&gt;macam. Kalau dia kaya pun, dia tak tunjuk sama olang.&lt;br /&gt;Sekalang punya&lt;br /&gt;UMNO punya olang manyak sombong oh. Dia kaya, dia&lt;br /&gt;selalu tunjuk. Dia&lt;br /&gt;tak&lt;br /&gt;takot punya. Itu olang Melayu biasa tak suka la ini&lt;br /&gt;macam punya sombong&lt;br /&gt;punya olang.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nazri: Apa, salah ka dia beli rumah besar dan kereta&lt;br /&gt;besar? Apa orang&lt;br /&gt;Cina saja ka buleh beli rumah besar. Pak Lah, letak&lt;br /&gt;Kah Ting kat&lt;br /&gt;Tanjong&lt;br /&gt;tengok. Jom kita tengok orang Cina suka kat dia ka&lt;br /&gt;tak?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Keng Yaik: Tak salah, tapi baru 2, 3 hari jadi menteri&lt;br /&gt;sudah kaya ka?&lt;br /&gt;Dia punya gaji berapa? Dulu jaga gate keretapi&lt;br /&gt;sekarang boleh bikin&lt;br /&gt;Istana, orang tak heran ka la Pak Lah? Your weakness&lt;br /&gt;ah, is that you&lt;br /&gt;think the Malays are stupid. They are not la Pak Lah.&lt;br /&gt;Many have opened&lt;br /&gt;their eyes la. Many are not ignorant anymore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pak Lah: Alah, kalau kalah pun, kalah sikit saja.&lt;br /&gt;I&lt;br /&gt;Keng Yaik: Sorry ha Pak Lah if I say something. You&lt;br /&gt;have been sleeping&lt;br /&gt;too much, you have lost touch with reality.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pak Lah: I think ah Keng Yaik, you don't resign la.&lt;br /&gt;This year you stand&lt;br /&gt;in Permatang Pauh, mau ka?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Samy: Pak Lah, saya macam mana?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pak Lah: Meeting adjourn la, semua balik dulu. Saya&lt;br /&gt;mengantok ni. Nanti&lt;br /&gt;lain kali la.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8247857344978168235-90827754591463806?l=paspuchong-en.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/feeds/90827754591463806/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8247857344978168235&amp;postID=90827754591463806' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/90827754591463806'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/90827754591463806'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/2008/02/joke-1-malayisan-12th-pru.html' title='JOKE 1 - Malayisan 12th PRU'/><author><name>Man-man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751142126741438552</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8247857344978168235.post-6354379500734692327</id><published>2008-02-24T21:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-24T21:49:58.491-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sudah Ada Negara Yang Memberi Minyak Percuma</title><content type='html'>ASHGABAT 9 Feb. Kerajaan &lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1203918183_0"&gt;Turkmenistan&lt;/span&gt; hari ini&lt;br /&gt;mengumumkan pemberian minyak petrol percuma kepada&lt;br /&gt;rakyatnya pada setiap bulan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pemilik kereta akan mendapat 120 liter minyak dan&lt;br /&gt;pemandu lori, traktor serta bas pula mereka akan&lt;br /&gt;mendapat 200 liter manakala penunggang motosikal pula&lt;br /&gt;memperoleh 40 liter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pengumuman tersebut telah dikeluarkan dalam akhbar&lt;br /&gt;milik kerajaan neutral &lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1203918183_1"&gt;Turkmenistan&lt;/span&gt;. Pemilik kenderaan&lt;br /&gt;akan diberikan kupon yang memberikan mereka hak&lt;br /&gt;mengisi secara percuma di stesen minyak, lapor akhbar&lt;br /&gt;berkenaan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bagaimanapun bagi mereka yang menggunakan minyak&lt;br /&gt;melebihi dari had yang ditetapkan mereka terpaksa&lt;br /&gt;membayar sendiri mengikut harga pasaran.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1203918183_2"&gt;Turkmenistan&lt;/span&gt; yang merupakan negara kaya dengan hasil&lt;br /&gt;minyak, mempunyai corak pemerintahan yang menyamai&lt;br /&gt;Rusia di mana ekonomi negara di kawal oleh kerajaan&lt;br /&gt;pusat. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Artikel ini dipetik dari "paspuchong-net@yahoogroup.com"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8247857344978168235-6354379500734692327?l=paspuchong-en.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/feeds/6354379500734692327/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8247857344978168235&amp;postID=6354379500734692327' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/6354379500734692327'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/6354379500734692327'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/2008/02/sudah-ada-negara-yang-memberi-minyak.html' title='Sudah Ada Negara Yang Memberi Minyak Percuma'/><author><name>Man-man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751142126741438552</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8247857344978168235.post-6555241776674336565</id><published>2008-02-20T20:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-21T02:32:24.614-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The One Trillion Wonders Of Iman Hadhari Wishes</title><content type='html'>By Little Bird - Picked From E-mail&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"  &gt;The Economic Corridors are just a farce. They are not happening. This is the view of the highest ranking senior staff at the Economic Planning Unit (EPU) in the Prime Minister's Department. Here are some facts provided by them. Malaysia is held in high esteem for carefully planning the development of the country through the five-year development plans. The Ninth Malaysia Plan (RMK9) was officially launched on 31 March 2006.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The RMK9 was launched after hundreds of rounds of meetings with industry groups, Government Ministries and thousands of pages of reports, studies and consultants views. It took almost two years to put the RMK9 together. The RMK9 envisaged an investment of approximately RM280 billion, spread over the whole country over five years. This averages about RM56 billion expenditure per year. In stark contrast, the Iskandar Development Region (IDR) in Johor went from announcement to non-implementation in just three months.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Prime Minister suddenly said that he had thought up the IDR Corridor all by himself. There were no inputs from the Economic Planning Unit of the PM's office. There is a simple reason for this. The EPU does not exist any more. Its staff has been reassigned and it is now a cold storage department at the PM's office. The RM300 billion for the IDR was also a complete surprise because this number was derived in a matter of weeks without any studies being done, without the long meetings and discussions that are necessary to put a multi-billion Ringgit plan into operation. However, before the shocked Government planners could close their mouths, the Prime Minister announced RM140 billion for the Northern Corridor and RM120 billion for the Eastern Corridor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For these subsequent launches, they did not even have the time to coin the proper names for the corridors. The ECER was originally touted as the WEPT or Wilayah Ekonomi Pantai Timur. But on the launching day, the PM's new wife 'John' pinched the PM and said WEPT means 'sudah menangis'. That was not very nice so they changed it to ECER. Then, towards the end of 2007, the PM received phone calls that he had forgotten about Sabah and Sarawak. Oops, said the PM. So off he went to Sabah and Sarawak. In the record time of less than eight weeks, the SCORE (Sarawak Corridor of Renewable Energy) was launched at RM350 billion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Sabah Corridor is expected to involve another RM200 billion. Taken together, all these corridors total RM1,110 billion or RM1.11 trillion. Even if we are off by RM110 billion, it still adds up to RM1,000 billion or RM1.0 trillion. In the meantime, the RMK9 has been completely forgotten. The RMK9 is now due for its mid-term review in 2008. But there is nothing to report because the RMK9 has been shelved. Some 8th Malaysia Plan (RMK8) projects which were postponed and included in the RMK9 have been completed. But according to the EPU none of the projects in the RMK9 have even been started yet. In the 1990s, multinational engineering firms, Japanese bankers, consultants and all sorts of private investors found their way to Malaysia looking to take part in the development of the country.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Throughout 22 years in power, Dr Mahathir spent less than RM50 billion to build the KLCC (RM2 bil), North-South Highway (RM4 bil), KLIA (RM4 bil), Putrajaya (RM14 bil), F1 Racing (RM370 Million), LRT (RM3 bil), etc. But this time, despite RM1.11 trillion worth of Development Corridors, there are no foreigners coming in a big way to invest here. No foreign investors are rushing to come to Malaysia to take a crack at the RM1.11 trillion development corridors. They know that these numbers are all fake. And true enough, none of the Development Corridors are being developed with any speed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tan Sri Musa Hitam has been appointed Overlord of the IDR and Dato Anuar Zaini has been appointed Maharaja of the Northern Corridor. Dato Awang Dogoi may be appointed the Daimyo of the ECER while Dato Bujang anak Kapit may be appointed Temenggong of the Sarawak Development Corridor. None of them has an office space at any of these Corridors. No one knows what these Corridor bosses will be doing but it is expected that they will have powers superseding local District Officers and other State authorities. They will report direct to the PM's SIL and his team on the 4th Floor of the PM's office. Since land is still a State matter this arrangement is expected to cause much confusion. But not to worry because the PM is not losing any sleep over any of these things. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8247857344978168235-6555241776674336565?l=paspuchong-en.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/feeds/6555241776674336565/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8247857344978168235&amp;postID=6555241776674336565' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/6555241776674336565'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/6555241776674336565'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/2008/02/one-trillion-wonders-of-iman-hadhari.html' title='The One Trillion Wonders Of Iman Hadhari Wishes'/><author><name>Man-man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751142126741438552</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8247857344978168235.post-2095068649317173954</id><published>2008-02-20T19:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-20T19:56:17.724-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Real Time Video Clips</title><content type='html'>Wanna see the best video clips? That's what everybody likes probably. No worry. I'll show you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Need some more? WAIT......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Watch the above first! People said, a picture tells many things or can express many words. Is that true? Probably yes!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How about if I say, &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt;one thousand pictures only tell a word &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;"TIPU&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;"&lt;/span&gt;. Does it make sense?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes!, to know whether my statement is correct (korek, korek, korek, korek, korek..... - V K Lingam's special built tounge), just go &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/23882317@N04/show/with/2276442737/"&gt;HERE.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then see for your self and later express for yourself thus yummy for yourself.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8247857344978168235-2095068649317173954?l=paspuchong-en.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/feeds/2095068649317173954/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8247857344978168235&amp;postID=2095068649317173954' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/2095068649317173954'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/2095068649317173954'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/2008/02/real-time-video-clips.html' title='Real Time Video Clips'/><author><name>Man-man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751142126741438552</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8247857344978168235.post-8117338963543503878</id><published>2008-02-13T21:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-13T21:19:02.791-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Goodbye Kissing For The State</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir="ltr" align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#0000ff;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span class="story_date"&gt;Thursday February 14,  2008&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="story_header"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#0000ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Several Selangor reps say goodbye to  state&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="story_byline"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#0000ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;By LOONG MENG YEE&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#0000ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;PETALING JAYA: The MCA's Datuk Ch'ng Toh Eng and Datuk Tang See Hang  bade farewell to their fellow Selangor exco members yesterday, after more than a  decade of service.  &lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#0000ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;They are among 10 MCA elected representatives involved in changes to  line-up for the general election.   &lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#0000ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;It is learnt that the six who will not be seeking re-election are  Klang MP Datin Paduka Dr Tan Yee Kew, Kelana Jaya MP Loh Seng Kok, Serdang MP  Datuk Yap Pian Hon, Damansara Utama assemblyman Datuk Lim Choon Kim, &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Kampung Tunku assemblyman Datuk Dr Wong Sai Hou&lt;/span&gt; and Sungai  Pelek assemblyman Datuk Liew Chee Kong.  &lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#0000ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Rawang assemblyman Tang is giving up his state seat but is hoping to  contest the Selayang parliamentary seat held by MCA deputy president Datuk Seri  &lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1202966185_0"&gt;Chan Kong Choy&lt;/span&gt;.  &lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#0000ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Another three assemblymen expected to contest parliamentary seats are  Ch'ng in Klang, Datuk Lee Hwa Beng in Kelana Jaya and Datuk Hoh Hee Lee in  Serdang.  &lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#0000ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Ch'ng is Kuala Kubu Baru assemblyman, Lee the Subang Jaya assemblyman  and Hoh the Balakong assemblyman.   &lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#0000ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Wong Khoon Mun is eyeing the Kuala Kubu Baru state seat while Lai  Kong Choy is making a go for the Balakong state seat and Yap Ee Wah the Sungai  Pelek seat.  &lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#0000ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The newcomers in Selangor are former newscaster and MCA Youth public  speaking bureau chairman Victor Gu and lawyer Sheah Kok Fah.  &lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#0000ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Gu and Sheah will be contesting state seats in Damansara Utama and  Kampung Tunku respectively.  &lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#0000ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A recent statement by Selangor Mentri Besar Datuk Seri Dr Mohd Khir  Toyo of not wanting to field candidates who lost in the last general election  marked the end for Datuk Chia Kim Lem and Khoh Siew Kim, who lost to DAP  candidates in the Sekinchan and Sungai Pinang state seats respectively .  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8247857344978168235-8117338963543503878?l=paspuchong-en.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/feeds/8117338963543503878/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8247857344978168235&amp;postID=8117338963543503878' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/8117338963543503878'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/8117338963543503878'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/2008/02/goodbye-kissing-for-state.html' title='Goodbye Kissing For The State'/><author><name>Man-man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751142126741438552</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8247857344978168235.post-2989421715590354718</id><published>2008-02-13T21:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-13T21:12:01.808-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Alahai "Semi-Vellu"</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="826065602-14022008"&gt;Thursday February 14, 2008&lt;br /&gt;(Posted Via email)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="story_header"&gt;Angry youths surround and jeer Samy at school  event&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;PETALING JAYA: MIC president Datuk Seri &lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1202965604_0"&gt;S. Samy Vellu&lt;/span&gt; was surrounded by some  youths who jeered him during the ground-breaking ceremony for a new Tamil school  here.   &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Samy Vellu was walking back to a canopy after performing the ceremony for the  &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;SRJK Tamil Seaport in Kampung Lindungan&lt;/span&gt; when the  youths surrounded him.   &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The school is being relocated from Kelana Jaya.   &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;MIC supporters quickly came in to help but Samy Vellu and the youths were  already involved in a heated argument by then.   &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Police were called in and they escorted Samy Vellu from the area.   &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Selangor Mentri Besar Datuk Seri Dr Mohamad Khir Toyo was also at the  ceremony.   &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Earlier, as Samy Vellu got down from his car, a group of about 30 people held  placards stating that the land area for the school had been reduced.   &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;After listening to their grievances, Samy Vellu assured them that &lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1202965604_1"&gt;the new  school&lt;/span&gt; building would be bigger.    &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;He said the new building could hold 450 pupils compared to the 150 now.     &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;“We should be happy that an extra RM500,000 has been allocated to build this  school at a cost of RM1.5mil,” he said. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8247857344978168235-2989421715590354718?l=paspuchong-en.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/feeds/2989421715590354718/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8247857344978168235&amp;postID=2989421715590354718' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/2989421715590354718'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/2989421715590354718'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/2008/02/alahai-semi-vellu.html' title='Alahai &quot;Semi-Vellu&quot;'/><author><name>Man-man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751142126741438552</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8247857344978168235.post-8438525217432732787</id><published>2008-02-12T21:12:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-12T22:21:09.154-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Parlimen Dah Bubar - Kita DiTipu Lagi</title><content type='html'>Yes! Parlimen dah dibubarkan, tapi kita &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;tetap ditipu lagi&lt;/span&gt;. Manakan tidak, selang hanya sehari saja dari apa yang diungkapkan dengan penafian yang amat bersangatan (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;sila rujuk kepada posting di bawah&lt;/span&gt;), tup-tup Parlimen telah dibubarkan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ini lah Pak Lah, seseorang yang pengecut dan penakut selalu berselindung disebalik mukanya yang "&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;bersahaja&lt;/span&gt;", tanpa rasa segan dan rasa bersalah kepada sesiapa pun, hatta kepada Allah s.w.t. Maka tidak hairanlah pada Piliharaya Ke 12 ini, sebilangan besar rakyat akan ditipu "hidup-hidup" demi mempertahankan kebejatan apa yang telah dilakukan oleh Pak Lah dan barisan kepimpinan yang disusunnya.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mungkin selepas daripada pembubaran Parlimen ini sehingga menjelang penamaan calon dan juga yang terakhirnya dengan tarikh pembuangan undi, Pak Lah masih tetap mempunyai bermacam-macam keputusan peribadinya yang akan di"hadiahkan" kepada rakyat, yang juga sebahagian dari kempen busuk pilihanraya Ke 12 ini.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IXv25f9tq5E/R7KBd5F0AMI/AAAAAAAAAAo/DlPx2icQs1k/s1600-h/Tlak+BN.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IXv25f9tq5E/R7KBd5F0AMI/AAAAAAAAAAo/DlPx2icQs1k/s320/Tlak+BN.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5166334073088770242" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sejajar dengan slogan ini, kita sebagai parti yang berstatus pembangkang sehingga semalam, tetap tidak perlu merasa gusar, kerana, tektik-taktik tersebut sudah sebati dengan jiwa dan sanubari sebagai pejuang.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tolak Pak Lah dan Tolak BN "Tak Ndak BN"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8247857344978168235-8438525217432732787?l=paspuchong-en.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/feeds/8438525217432732787/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8247857344978168235&amp;postID=8438525217432732787' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/8438525217432732787'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/8438525217432732787'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/2008/02/parlimen-dah-bubar-kita-ditipu-lagi.html' title='Parlimen Dah Bubar - Kita DiTipu Lagi'/><author><name>Man-man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751142126741438552</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IXv25f9tq5E/R7KBd5F0AMI/AAAAAAAAAAo/DlPx2icQs1k/s72-c/Tlak+BN.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8247857344978168235.post-541733044249468577</id><published>2008-02-12T21:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-12T21:41:25.577-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Parlimen Diubar</title><content type='html'>The prime minister has called for a press conference at his office at 12.30pm today where he is expected to announce the dissolution of the Parliament.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Only yesterday Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi had &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;dismissed speculations&lt;/span&gt; that he would be dissolving the Parliament today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IXv25f9tq5E/R7J7fZF0AKI/AAAAAAAAAAY/inpZlmaSiIA/s1600-h/PM+Bodoh.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IXv25f9tq5E/R7J7fZF0AKI/AAAAAAAAAAY/inpZlmaSiIA/s320/PM+Bodoh.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5166327501788807330" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;No, not tomorr&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;ow&lt;/span&gt;," he told reporters yesterday evening.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, his office called a press conference this morning, instantly raising expectations of an announcement.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Election fever has picked up tremendous momentum since the turn of the year, with many political observers and politicians speculating that the nation¢s 12th general election would be held before the end of March.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Political analysts and the media have been predicting that Parliament will be dissolved today (Feb 13) because 13 is the prime minister's favourite number.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8247857344978168235-541733044249468577?l=paspuchong-en.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/feeds/541733044249468577/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8247857344978168235&amp;postID=541733044249468577' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/541733044249468577'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/541733044249468577'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/2008/02/parlimen-bubar.html' title='Parlimen Diubar'/><author><name>Man-man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751142126741438552</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IXv25f9tq5E/R7J7fZF0AKI/AAAAAAAAAAY/inpZlmaSiIA/s72-c/PM+Bodoh.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8247857344978168235.post-3534868476270784420</id><published>2008-02-09T20:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-09T20:07:49.017-08:00</updated><title type='text'>PAS IN KELANTAN, THE SPIRIT IN PUCHONG</title><content type='html'>How do you feel this? And how do you see this video?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kvPoNASb0y0&amp;amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kvPoNASb0y0&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8247857344978168235-3534868476270784420?l=paspuchong-en.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/feeds/3534868476270784420/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8247857344978168235&amp;postID=3534868476270784420' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/3534868476270784420'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8247857344978168235/posts/default/3534868476270784420'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://paspuchong-en.blogspot.com/2008/02/pas-in-kelantan-spirit-in-puchong.html' title='PAS IN KELANTAN, THE SPIRIT IN PUCHONG'/><author><name>Man-man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751142126741438552</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
